The iron in our blood was formed in stars, billions of years ago, trillions of miles away.
I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG
why do we always have to reblog my mistakes
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
but what did your driving instructor say
WHAT DID HE SAY
THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER
152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.
A kid just saxophoned Carry on My Wayward Son and every fan in this room got so serious about singing along.
american sex education be like
UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE
My stomach hurts from how long I laughed at this before rebloggin